One of our favorite writers is at it again. Nelson Karanja has simply never disappointed and his writing is superbly articulate, punchy and most of all humorous.
Enjoy our guest blog piece for this week.
There is this little story I read on cleanjokeoftheday.com and it cracked me up. I will paraphrase it for my use though.
A man got a lovely looking parrot as a Christmas gift. Beneath its beautiful exterior, the parrot had one serious flaw. Bad language! The man reckoned that his lovely parrot would swear for five minutes straight without repeating itself. This bird’s foul mouth was driving the man crazy. One day, he just couldn’t take it anymore. He grabbed the bird by the neck, shook him really hard, and yelled, “STOP THIS SWEARING NOW!” This only made the parrot mad and he started swearing even more! The man finally got fed up and said, “Enough of this!” and shut the bird up in a kitchen cabinet. This only served to aggravate the parrot who then began to claw and scratch the cabinet while he cursed even louder than before with a stream of swearing that would make even a sailor blush!